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The Ride of the Ruthless: A Tale of Grit, Gravity, and Gratuitous Sprinting
In the misty pre-dawn light of Epsom, three brave but ill-fated cyclists set off on a ride destined to become the stuff of legend—and scandal. Our hapless heroes: Matt la Machine, the tireless titan; Obergruppenführer Steve, the iron-willed pace master; and Fat Pete, the gluttonous gravity cheater It was 7am, Read more…